Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We got so high we made milksteak
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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