I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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