if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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