I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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