I wish I could teleport
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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