I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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