just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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