i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i came on her dog
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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