I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
