How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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