It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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