That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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