I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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