We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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