belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
handjob tips. give me some.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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