How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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