Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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