Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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