is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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