Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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