I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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