Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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