She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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