we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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