Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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