We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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