He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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