He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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