found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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