omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I can't turn off my feet"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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