Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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