I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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