He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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