Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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