awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
