I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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