ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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