She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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