its not stalking. its research.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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