Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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