i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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