I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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