you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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