He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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