Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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