i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
