haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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