They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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