The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im having a threesome with these popsicles
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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