MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He has the fingertips of a God
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