It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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