the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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