they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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