when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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