I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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