isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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