I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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